cameoflage: Cartoon self-portrait: An androgynous person with chin-length orange/red/hot pink curly hair and blank white eyes, adjusting their glasses (Default)
Cameo ([personal profile] cameoflage) wrote2019-04-08 04:53 pm
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My dad, handing back the gem I asked him to sand the glittery border off of, now freshly de-glittered: How are you going to hang onto that?

Me, completely deadpan: I’m going to glue it to my face.

My dad, jocularly: I want a picture of that.

Me: And you shall receive it.